PaixLettuce: Tell me a Story..

This is done for a contest in The contest was for canon mew couples
I had the Idea because asked if I would do a PaixLettuce picture, and then this hit me!
The setting is in a library -Love in a Library! - and Lettuce was just sitting on the lovely blue couch doing her homework when suddenly Pai materialized next to her and put his arm around her, and this is what happened:
Pai: Hello Lettuce
Lettuce: Uhhhh........
Pai: Tell me a story.
Lettuce: Uhh... well *begins reading*
In the Pythagorean theorem, in a right triangle, A squared plus B squared equals C squared...
Pai: You're sexy when you talk mathy.